zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

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catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

why did the road cross the chicken?

[TUMBLR GOLD MEMBERSHIP REQUIRED TO VIEW JOKE]

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neurowolf:

cas-my-ass:

[BRAIDS SAM WINCHESTER’S HAIR AGGRESSIVELY]

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theuntalentedsinger:

colfr:

so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat

Yes those are dolphins and shells.

But wait until you open the fucking thing

Oh yes

my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT

I am so fucking done

at least you can pee in the middle of the night without turning on the bathroom light

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roughrimjob:

beggin for the d like

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